Fairy Tale Quiz!
Feb. 7th, 2011 11:34 pmMy recent poll about fairy tale princesses has brought to my attention the fact that most people know the Disneyfied versions of tales and have never heard the original versions. Think you know (or can guess?) the way these classic stories went before Disney added the cute singing animals?
First a couple demographic questions, then the quiz! Unless specified, the questions refer to the most famous version of the tale: The Grimm Brothers, Charles Perrault, or Hans Christian Andersen. Answers will be provided at the end. Try to do your best without consulting Google! (Santa's watching!)
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ANSWERS: Highlight to read!
Q: "What does the Little Mermaid give to the Sea Witch as payment for a potion that will give her legs?"
A: "Her tongue." The Disney version got one thing right: the Sea Witch did covet her beautiful voice!
Q: "How is Snow White woken from the poison apple coma?"
A: "One of the servants carrying her coffin trips, and dislodges the apple from her throat." The prince 'buys' the comatose Snow White in her coffin. When his servants are hauling it off, one of them trips on a tree branch, and the bit of poison apple stuck in her throat is dislodged. Saved by clumsy pallbearers! Romantic, eh?
Q: "What happens to Cinderella's stepsisters at the end of the tale?"
A: "They marry rich Lords and live at the palace." In a rare move for a fairy tale, the wicked go unpunished: Cinderella forgives her wicked stepsisters, lets them move in to the palace with her, and sets them up with rich husbands. No comeuppance? How unsatisfying!
Q: "Why is Rapunzel imprisoned in the tower?"
A: "Her parents stole radishes from a witch's garden." Rapunzel's pregnant mother had a craving for the radishes that grew in their enchantress neighbor's garden, and her husband stole them for her. Child abduction: yeah, that seems a fitting punishment for produce theft!
Q: "How do Hansel and Gretel find their way home the first time their parents try to abandon them?"
A: "Hansel leaves a trail of white stones." When the moon comes up, they're able to follow the glowing stones home. Then Hansel suffers a head injury or something, because his next choice of trail marker is bread crumbs, which are quickly eaten by birds. Oops.
Q: "What happens to Little Red Riding Hood in Perrault's version of the tale?"
A: "She's eaten." Happy ending, CRAPPY ENDING! Don't talk to strangers, kids!
Q: "Why does Jack steal the giant's treasure?"
A: "To avenge his father--that giant killed his pa!" Jack's father was rich and generous, which made the giant jealous. So he killed Jack's dad and took all his stuff. You know: like you do! Therefore, Jack is TOTES justified in murdering the giant and taking his treasure!
And if that's not enough: what are your favorite and least favorite fairy tales?
My favorite: I LOVE the story of The Little Mermaid, but Andersen's writing itself is a little TL;DR. So I have to go with: The Robber Bridegroom. I won't spoil it for you, but there's an awesome reveal at the end! (And two genuine heroines! Hooray!)
Least favorite: Thumbelina. I don't know how much I've been influenced by an animated version I saw as a child, but a story where a tiny little woman is constantly fending off molestation by toads, beetles, and moles is just all kinds of icky. *shudders*
First a couple demographic questions, then the quiz! Unless specified, the questions refer to the most famous version of the tale: The Grimm Brothers, Charles Perrault, or Hans Christian Andersen. Answers will be provided at the end. Try to do your best without consulting Google! (Santa's watching!)
[Poll #1678596]
ANSWERS: Highlight to read!
Q: "What does the Little Mermaid give to the Sea Witch as payment for a potion that will give her legs?"
A: "Her tongue." The Disney version got one thing right: the Sea Witch did covet her beautiful voice!
Q: "How is Snow White woken from the poison apple coma?"
A: "One of the servants carrying her coffin trips, and dislodges the apple from her throat." The prince 'buys' the comatose Snow White in her coffin. When his servants are hauling it off, one of them trips on a tree branch, and the bit of poison apple stuck in her throat is dislodged. Saved by clumsy pallbearers! Romantic, eh?
Q: "What happens to Cinderella's stepsisters at the end of the tale?"
A: "They marry rich Lords and live at the palace." In a rare move for a fairy tale, the wicked go unpunished: Cinderella forgives her wicked stepsisters, lets them move in to the palace with her, and sets them up with rich husbands. No comeuppance? How unsatisfying!
Q: "Why is Rapunzel imprisoned in the tower?"
A: "Her parents stole radishes from a witch's garden." Rapunzel's pregnant mother had a craving for the radishes that grew in their enchantress neighbor's garden, and her husband stole them for her. Child abduction: yeah, that seems a fitting punishment for produce theft!
Q: "How do Hansel and Gretel find their way home the first time their parents try to abandon them?"
A: "Hansel leaves a trail of white stones." When the moon comes up, they're able to follow the glowing stones home. Then Hansel suffers a head injury or something, because his next choice of trail marker is bread crumbs, which are quickly eaten by birds. Oops.
Q: "What happens to Little Red Riding Hood in Perrault's version of the tale?"
A: "She's eaten." Happy ending, CRAPPY ENDING! Don't talk to strangers, kids!
Q: "Why does Jack steal the giant's treasure?"
A: "To avenge his father--that giant killed his pa!" Jack's father was rich and generous, which made the giant jealous. So he killed Jack's dad and took all his stuff. You know: like you do! Therefore, Jack is TOTES justified in murdering the giant and taking his treasure!
And if that's not enough: what are your favorite and least favorite fairy tales?
My favorite: I LOVE the story of The Little Mermaid, but Andersen's writing itself is a little TL;DR. So I have to go with: The Robber Bridegroom. I won't spoil it for you, but there's an awesome reveal at the end! (And two genuine heroines! Hooray!)
Least favorite: Thumbelina. I don't know how much I've been influenced by an animated version I saw as a child, but a story where a tiny little woman is constantly fending off molestation by toads, beetles, and moles is just all kinds of icky. *shudders*
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Date: 2011-02-08 06:54 am (UTC)As for version preference...I said Disney simply because that's what I was raised on and know better and love with all my heart, but really it's more of a tie. I don't know, somehow I really distinguish between 'Disney' and 'fairy tales' - the latter to me are the classic Grimm and Andersen tales exclusively, and then Disney's its own thing.
And favorites! My favorite Disney is far and away The Lion King. I sometimes love Pocahontas and The Little Mermaid more, but TLK will always be my childhood movie. In terms of fairy tales, my fave might be the Twelve Dancing Princesses, except I get annoyed at the ending. So I thiiink I might have to go with The Snow Queen. I shipped Kai/Gerda before I knew what shipping was :)
Least favorite...That's tough. I don't love The Steadfast Tin Soldier, because it used to scare me.
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Date: 2011-02-08 03:20 pm (UTC)Thumbs up to The Snow Queen and The Twelve Dancing Princesses, but I'm not familiar with The Steadfast Tin Soldier! I'll have to look it up.