WARNING: potential cooties!

[apple_pathways]

So, rachel2205 is a genius, and has started the comm sherlockhet to celebrate the co-ed relationships is a very slashy fandom! Head on over to read some quality boy/girl love! (I now feel like I need to write more Jim/Molly fic to fill the place up! THIS IS A VERY GOOD THING! ♥)

(Also: I want someone to write a story about what Mrs. Hudson and her husband got up to before he was naughty and sentenced to die!)

Comments

[apple-pathways.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I'll be ostracized pretty quickly once I field my "Simon should've been asexual" theory.

That's probably a safe bet. I'm pretty sure most of fandom has a "everybody should be sexual all the time, with every other character and certain inanimate objects" theory. I'm sometimes guilty of this myself, sometimes, I'll admit. I blame hormones.

"I've socked up" is likely my favorite new phrase. If it's not trademarked yet, you should get on that! (I've just googled the phrase and its variants, and I'm pretty sure you're in the clear.)

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

It's not even really about how fandom is all about the sexytimes... the show itself cannot go ten minutes without a sex scene. (-; And Simon's storyline, as it is, kind of relies on him being sexual. But I just can't get over how much more interesting it would've been if he hadn't been.

The trademark office is going to have a restraining order against me soon if I'm not careful, I think. (-;

[apple-pathways.livejournal.com]

Only tangentially related, but one of my favorite stories to tell is a day I sat in the bus station and listened to a schizophrenic on the (pay) phone with the U.S. patent office trying to trademark his idea for "Minnesota Mint Soda". Go ahead, say it out loud: the more you say it, the more appealing it sounds! (My favorite part of the conversation is when he just started listing other foods named after places: "Boston Cream Pie...Texas Toast...New York Cheesecake..."

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

That does sound appealing... and it's fun to say.

It makes me kind of sad that I've gotten to the point where I don't even pay any real attention to people who're behaving strangely in public. I'm probably missing things like this all the time. (I stopped paying attention around the time I was living on the west side and had a guy on the bus point at me and yell "No!" then flee the bus, followed a couple of days later by a guy who stared me down and then exclaimed "You, too, will die!" before fleeing the bus. That was pretty much the end of headphones-free travel for me. Creeped me the heck out, though I was already a basketcase that year.)