I'm Still Not Used to People Assuming I'm Stupid...

A customer comes in wearing a t-shirt with the Greek letter π surrounded by a spiral of about 100 of the known digits of the mathematical constant. It starts on the outside with 3.1415926... (etc.) and then spirals inwards to where it fades away.

Me: I like your t-shirt!

Customer: Oh! Yes, that's 'pi'.

Me: (stunned silence) I...know. I'm a math tutor.

What have I done?!

I have signed myself up for kink_bingo.



I'm thinking of just little drabbles here and there, and nothing overdone or ambitious. (I will prove that I am capable of limiting myself in scale and not getting in over my head!)

So, anything jump up to anyone? Any requests/prompts for a particular square? Scenarios you'd particularly like to see?

I mean: we all like to talk about kink, right? :P