Garden Porn Time!

It's seriously about time I spammed you all with vegetable porn. (And it has nothing to do with the fact that I have major re-writes due tomorrow, including an additional sex scene. *ahem*)

( RED HOT VEG ON VEG ACTION XXX )

OK, now everybody shout: "AMY GTFO LJ, TWITTER, TUMBLR, PINTEREST (ETC.) AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!" :P

(Also: give me your best songs to write porn to. GO!)

More adventures in online dating...

apple-pathways's profile:

blah, blah, blah, send me a message, I don't bite!

New message from [username redacted]

are you sure you dont bite ;)

Flirty response from apple-pathways:

Hey, I always keep it safe, sane, and consensual! (So is that a request?)

LIVE CHAT from [username redacted]:

so I get to make requests?

Response from apple-pathways:

RUN AWAY!!!