BOLO: PUMPKIN THIEVES!

[apple_pathways]

Someone has STOLEN one of my pumpkins!

I went out to the garden plot today to harvest my pumpkins and some veggies for dinner, and one of my pumpkins has been stolen! I had three, and now just the two. I'd been warned about vegetable theft from other gardeners, but naively, I thought it wouldn't happen to me. So sad!

Here's a pic of the two I harvested, along with some acorn squash:



For more veggie porn,

This is the last pumpkin, and the only one I haven't harvested yet; it's very small, and I hope it has time to ripen!	The Swiss Chard has been the gold star champion of the vegetable garden. It's produced yummy leaves all summer, and still looks fabulous while everything dies around it!
The leeks are getting big, and should be ready for harvest soon.
The one little red chili plant I have has produced a bumper crop of chilis! I'm stringing them up to dry.	Taters! I can't wait to eat these, I love home grown potatoes.

Comments

[rachel2205.livejournal.com]

In related boob-pumpkin news, the average breast weighs about 1lb. (I also worked out how much mine probably weigh because I am a crazy person and I thought that would be a fun use of my time...) So your pumpkins are VERY well endowed, cleavage-wise.

[apple-pathways.livejournal.com]

So I weighed them on the bathroom scale, and it turns out they are about 6 lbs each. (Told you I was bad at estimating!)

I may regret asking this, but how exactly did you work out how much your breasts weigh?

[rachel2205.livejournal.com]

THROUGH THE MAGIC OF MATHS!

Basically I found out how much human fat weighs, and then worked out roughly the volume of my boobs based on my bra. WAY TOO MUCH effort went into this XD

[apple-pathways.livejournal.com]

Darling, I may be in love with you! This is exactly the kind of weird obsession I waste my time on. I once went through a phase of measuring my nose, hands, and other body parts to determine to what degree they deviated from the norm. (And before you say anything, NO I did NOT measure THOSE body parts!)