Kill it with firings
Oct. 19th, 2012 09:55 pmI'm glad I've finally gotten to the point where I can deal with customers being assholes, and just shrug it off like it was nothing. (Most of the time, at least.)
Although I do wonder if many of them just don't have satisfying personal lives. (I'm sorry, sir, that I was not able to gauge the correct level of outrage to express when you informed me that your chicken noodle soup didn't have enough chicken in it.)
And they fired my manager today, in a string of firings I am dubbing Operation Fire Everybody. At this point? I'd be happy to be next.
(Oh: and do you ever have a day where you actually find the time to get ready in the morning, and so you wash and properly blow-dry your hair and put on makeup and everything, and everybody tells you how pretty you look, which is really nice, but then you start to feel self-conscious about what you look like every other day?
Yeah.)
Although I do wonder if many of them just don't have satisfying personal lives. (I'm sorry, sir, that I was not able to gauge the correct level of outrage to express when you informed me that your chicken noodle soup didn't have enough chicken in it.)
And they fired my manager today, in a string of firings I am dubbing Operation Fire Everybody. At this point? I'd be happy to be next.
(Oh: and do you ever have a day where you actually find the time to get ready in the morning, and so you wash and properly blow-dry your hair and put on makeup and everything, and everybody tells you how pretty you look, which is really nice, but then you start to feel self-conscious about what you look like every other day?
Yeah.)