http://apple-pathways.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] apple-pathways.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] apple_pathways 2010-12-11 05:13 pm (UTC)

Kill him? No. He had abnormally tiny feet (I think a men's size 7?) and he found the socks in question to be too long. HE ACTUALLY REMOVED HIS SHOE AND HAD ME LOOK AT HIS FEET.

It's funny: I've had meaner customers, but I can hardly remember what the people who shouted at me were talking on about; it's just the especially weird customers, like this guy, whose stories I remember.

One of these days I'll tell some stories about my job as a musuem front desk guard--I had some very interesting interactions with people there, including the Ambiguously Racist Schizophrenic and the disabled man who used to sexually harrass female staff through use of his Stephen Hawking-style text-to-speech program. Good times!

And that is a quality tantrum you were witness to, there! Jesus, how DARE you suggess he could dispense his own water??

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